Help Us Make the World a Better Place

For ourselves, not for you. But your donation still matters!

About Our "Charity"

Our "Mission"

We claim to be dedicated to helping those in need, but let's be honest - we're really just here to take your money and do something completely different with it. But doesn't it feel good to think you're helping?

Our team of "philanthropists" (actually just some guys we found at the casino) work tirelessly to ensure your donations are "well-spent" (on blackjack and roulette).

Our "Goal" Progress

We're trying to raise $1,000,000 for our "charity work" (gambling addiction). Every dollar helps us get closer to hitting the jackpot (for ourselves)!

$0 $230,000 raised! $1,000,000

The Truth Behind Our "Charity"

You Think Your Money Goes Here?

Look at these sad children. Don't you want to help them? Too bad! We're using your money for something much more important - our gambling debts!

Medical Supplies? Think Again!

These medical supplies look expensive, right? Good thing we're not actually buying them! More money for the slot machines!

Where It Really Goes

All your generous donations will be converted directly into casino chips. We promise to think of you when we're betting it all on red!

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